Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried offer somebits to a massive alligator. Witnesses claim that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the creature, leading some raised eyebrows. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone popular online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- chose Alcatraz
- people are theorizing that he waslooking for attention
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has confronted a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even said he will build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the swamps on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and expecting a challenge. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous click here Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild adventure. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious courage and is jumping into a cage full of hungry alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will show.